Category Archives: Insane

My Idea for a Grand Opera

STAGE: A rural village in feudal Japan. A small, traditional Japanese house is nearby. Some cherry trees can be seen in the distance. ACT ONE: A samurai warrior enters the stage, inspecting his lands and his village. He starts singing the first aria of the opera, “A Sacred Land, A Sacred Call”, extolling the virtues [...]

You Just Plugged a Device Into the Audio Jack

This must be one of the most worthless balloon popups ever. Did I now…? Well, I’m so glad you told me. Because I have no idea what I’m doing with my own two hands.

What Needs Shredding?

I just found the most amazing sets of clips from SSI Shredding Systems – a company that specializes in large industrial shredders. This is not macho. This thing eats macho for breakfast. Along with a Dodge Daytona. Whoohoo! Carnage! Industrial carnage! :-D

On the Topic of Running Cars on Water

From time to time I stumble into these people (i.e. websites, blogs, and comments) that honestly believe that you can make cars that run on water, and that the main reason why we don’t have water cars is because of the oil industry. Supposedly, the idea is that you run the water through electrolysis, producing [...]

Soon

Very soon, I shall have enough power to destroy the entire world! Muahahahahahahah!!!! (… no, not really. But I like the phrase disturbingly much.)